Maddy's little quick questions.

SO... .. lol not exactly sure how to start this blog off. Here it goes. So.. haha I'm trying not to laugh while typing this but it was so funny I can't stop.

I was standing in the kitchen eating a pickle and I hear Maddy call for me from her room. Knowing she will not understand anything I yell back, because of the distance I mumble something like " Ok, I'm on my way." Walking to her room, I kind of drag my feet as I walk through the hallway to give her warning that I'm approaching. I didn't want this to be another 'String' incident so I ask " What do you want turd?"

She says " I wanted to tell you that (cuts off mid sentence) Is that a pickle?"

blah blah blah... "Are there anymore left?" yah

/we walk to kitchen

lmao as she is waving her pickle at me she says " SO.. Yeah.. Um.. Don't think I'm weird but I have a question for ya XD"

I'm thinking, OH shit.. .what is it?

Maddy: If you had and vagina for one day what would you do with it?

Me: Um....piss?

Maddy: BORING!!!! LMAO IF I HAD A PENIS I WOULD GO CRAZY WITH THAT THING!!!

Me: WHAT?? XD HOW??

Maddy: First I would teabag you!! lol a lot!! Then I would piss all over you while chasing you down!! lol Because I would be able to pee and run at the same time. ( Mumbles to herself.. "How efficient!") :)

Maddy: I'm going to ask Mom what she would do!! HAAHHA

Me: OH gawd..

..................................................................

Maddy: Mom?

Mom: yeah honey?

Maddy: If you had a penis for a day what would you do with it? :)

Mom: Probably scratch it!! XD

GROSSS!!!!!!!!!! xD

~*Mayan Madness*~

While studying up on the Mayans for my Spanish culture project, (that is due today) I learned that Mayans are one of the few civilizations that worshiped time. I don't know why I was awestruck by that...or for that matter why I'm even on my blog. :/ For my project I was going to entertain my class with their Mayan horoscopes, but I've decided that I couldn't find a reliable source. good excuse right? nahh? well maybe I will just wing it. (Ca'CAHH!! mutha fker) Instead I've chosen to study the culture and give a speech pertaining to the calender and explaining it. Hopefully that goes well. :) Because everyone knows my speeches are da bomb. *tick, tick, boom* Speaking of time. :D I have a watch now! (kinda) Well.. It was given to me. Right before my unclce -moved out- (I used this term lightly) he was going through all of his personals that he was going to bring with him and he came across the watch. Uncle: Wanawach ( Translation)= would you like a watch? Me: Um.. sure. Uncle:Iwasgonagiv't tadany butheleff (Translation) = I was going to give it to my son be he is a fuck up and I already have one so you may have it if you wish. Me: thanks ;D I have no use for it and it will more than likely never be worn by me. well.. that's not entierly true. I wore it a few nights ago and it felt weird .. like I had a dead famiy member and the only thing I have left was his watch. ummm no thanks. Now I have a comeback to that lame ass " What time is it? Time for you to get a watch! bahah" BITCH I GOT ONE!! >:) But... I don't wear it. :P so seriously.. what time is it? OH!!! Wait... I have a phone. nvm. Maybe I'll see you again blog sometime in the near future. I've missed you. Plus!! I was reading some of my old post! BAHHAHAhAh lmao I was one fucked up kid. :P

Wazzz uppp blog..

Oh blog...our relationship hasn't been so good. but anyway. .
{CAUTION IF YOU ARE IN A GOOD MOOD DON'T READ THIS THIS MAY E/A FFECT IT}

Side note ( I might find a girlfriend. It seems like everyone is getting one now. Like pets :D )
There is this fine ass chick in my Spanish 3 class but her teeth are kinda fucked up.. so....yeah..maybe not. I disregard all of my morals and be a man. Maybe be a heart breaker

OHHH yeahhh I noticed that I don't have a best friend.. (This really made me sad)...You know, that childhood friend that everyone has...I don't have one.

My life really fucking sucks right now.. the job that I was guaranteed to receive fell apart.
I don't know if I was more pissed or upset. She said that in a few months the job would be mine.
This woman is a family friend and reasonably trustworthy. She isn't lieing. Trust me

In the mean time....... I am back at Wendy's...fuck my life.. it is so boring there. I only went back because I need to come up with 381 dollars by October for student fees.


While commenting on Brenden's status on facebook today, I noticed that I have never loved anything in my entire life. I've liked many things and I would be sad without certain things...but I've never felt the need to love anything or anyone.
Has Hollywood blinded me ??? Am I expecting love to just appear? Maybe I've experienced love before ,but It just wasn't up to par on what I expect it it be?

"Statistically"( I use this term lightly) we are all approaching the age that most of us will die in crazy accidents. This sucks. Everyone be careful . Seriously.


*I kinda miss everyone but I really can't complain because if everyone was back we wouldn't have time to see each other anyway. * I've excepted this already.

"Slap a saddle on that horse fly"

Had fun this weekend with Maddy.

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This is what we do most of the time. Just a look at the "real" us.
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'Round The World

So I played a joke on my mom. AHHAHA very funny!! I found a picture on the Internet of some people dancing or something and I super imposed myself into the picture. They are like in China or somewhere. My mom saw the picture and freaked out!!. It is on my facebook under "Hanging out" if you want to get a better look at it.
"Where were you?!?! New Orleans?" hahahhaah

Mom thought she saw Khanh on the left (Yellow shirt) and Sandra somewhere. I had her going for minutes. I finally told her that I didn't go anywhere and she DIDN"T believe me!! HAHAHAH

I love mi Mum

Signing A New Tune

Head Hunt
Kristin's party was really fun. (Nothing ironic intended with the following paragraph)
I'm a beast at volley ball and "I can get low at limbo and I can jump like a frog"
I scared Kelcey when she was on the playground and she later decided to smear an orange on my face when I wasn't paying attention. I retaliated with the 10x(times) harder rule. I smothered a Sloppy Joe all across her face! Muhahahhahha Bitch get some. lol Torrean helped me hold her against the wall. It felt like a very strange rape team. lol She over reacted and took her shirt off. :/ She was wearing a bathing suit underneath. She said I got some Sloppy Joe in her hair and her shirt. I will admit to the hair, but I didn't even come close to the shirt. I later made a reference to Kiki about the situation after Courtney spilled some water on her.
" You going to take your shirt off too?"
" Um... No. hahaha. Your bad."

Music hunt
I've been trying to put together an amazing playlist recently. While on my hunt I decided to sign a song that I found. It is kinda fast and I am asking an sign language youtuber to take a look at the lyrics that I planned out to see if they are in the correct word order. I have a fear of being insulted by the def and ASL community.

College hunt
I took care of some much dreaded business today at the Jackson County Campus.
At lunch with my mom today. I met her at her office. Ly Buffet.
I was telling her that the last time I was there I ate with at thief. We talked about my dad some. When we were done eating I asked her if she wanted to go with me to the ATC. She agreed.
Turns out I have to contact my Electronics teacher....that bastard..
He needs to write me a letter of recommendation.
I called Gautier High today to get my transcripts delivered. Mrs. Shook answered and transfered me to Mr. Woodward. I waited on the phone for 10 mins.... no one picked up the phone..... Still need to do some things.


Crap I just remembered... I was suppose to run with Robert tonight.....DAMN!!!!!

Bye need to do that. I'm not a liar...

Playing catch up

Ok...I wanted to give the run down because it feels like I've been gone for 3 weeks.

Gone for 3 days.
swimming....rain...fishing...not sleeping....getting pissed..laughing.. long walks in the dark...telling stories..trying to sneak into a hidden bunker in some stranger's yard...F-N crazy

Killed windows OS completely and give birth to Ubuntu. LOVE IT!!

No phone.. no facebook...no connection to people I love to hang out with.
The phone and facebook wasn't a big deal.
I felt like I was being spammed when I got reception..

I ate Church's chicken for the 2nd time in my life.


(the crew) Vs (other group of friends I always hung out with)


I love the crew. Just saying.., but I miss the other group.

I feel like I'm falling behind with some of the other group.

_Crew_ _Other Group_
Khanh Ryan
Paul Stephen
Erica Robert
Torrean Tyler -
etc everyone else I like. (Long list) RJ...Billy....Spicers (plural)

I want to be close to both groups.. I feel closer to the crew though. The conversations are always so much better.

rule of life. Put yourself in an atmosphere that you feel most comfortable.

Hung out with some of the best hommies I have ever met. let's just say...It was something like this.. haha ☻☻☻☺☻☻☻ Guess which one was me. ha

Me:"Mom, do you care if I go bowling?"
Dad: with who?
Me: Torrean and Julianis
Dad: who???
Me: some black friends
Mom: Have fun honey

My dad just walked in and I have to go.. bye later