How to: Dress like Nicki Minaj.

I was in Wal-Mart a few days ago looking for some cupcakes for a co-worker's birthday and out of the corner of my eye I spotted some newly displayed Halloween get-ups! Thanksgiving hasn't arrived yet, but I'm already excited for Halloween! While scanning the isles, Cesar ( A friend I work with) picked up a black wig with pink highlights and I began to laugh hysterically. I kind of reminded me of a really shitty game called " Lollipop Chainsaw", but mostly Katy Perry.  At that moment we knew he had to get it. 

The car ride home would now be filled with epicnessnessneess!! lol many of the epics. Of course I had to get one as well ha so I grabbed one called Berry n' Cream. It had a black female wearing half and half blonde and pink hair. I'm guessing it was suppose to be like Nicki Minaj. 

We finally checkout after waiting in what seemed like the most hectic  5 o'clock traffic in Wally-World evva. I swear there had to be at least 4 fender benders and 3 Hoveround  pileups. 

The cashier is smiling b/c it's always funny when you see guys buying wigs and cupcakes. (or jumbo braid from da Dolla Sto') lol that's another story entirely. 

" OMG ARE YOU GOING TO BE NICKI!!??" "AND KATY??" LOLOL THAT'S FUNNY!!"

    She kept on calling me Nicki and calling Cesar,  Katy Perry. It was great lolol

 On the way back home we sang "Call me Maybe" with another car next to us. Looking phresh to death with our new hair of course :)

I think I made out pretty well.. Twins you would say?  Needless to say we signed many autographs XD

Maybe I should go as Simba instead?









Let's not even mention Christmas. haha I stay on that shit all year, but seriously.. "Last Christmas" is a everyday song like. ''Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas or ummm ooo "Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani! I'll argue that till I die! ha

We've already given it gender, but I refuse to believe that music can have seasons! Do you ever notice that around Autumn songs like "Lips of an Angel" and "Photograph'' play like 10,000 times along with a shit ton of Daughtry  Why!!? :'((

Mourning PT:By Matt Chapman

**This was about a run we did a few days ago. . Been one of those days. :P SN- sorry my punctuation is sloppy.**

Cold air in my face, shoes barely laced; today is today

Wandering mind out the door PT belt deluxe

Natures cruel embrace, hurrying; make haste

Alone in the pack but cool in the chase ready to go forth shining

Groups emerge and faces exchange- Orion has never felt so close

The moon says "~push~"

My body continues to pull

Finally! together as one

Entering transport- -Flash* I'm back?

Back to forever, beyond forever. Forever ago

Kids in cars and cars with kids without cares

Illusions play; as they must, they need to feel remembered

Everything needs remembering

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Destination unsought, lights ablaze; illuminated concrete jungle maze

Darker now.. silent night, mountain's toes exposed

A once familiar place, Sergeant commands the pace

Winding and climbing, sailing and flowing- Teens quest for greatness

Bends and passes nurture the path as fine mothers do

Demanding respect, the mountain inclines; Orion smiles

Celestial bow wielded proud, arrow tips lie not far

Erosion tell the tales of forgotten time, furrows expose the mountain's relentless side

The moon speaks "~push~"

Embers burn down and deep fibers of harp like muscle untouched by man begin to play

Enchanted by song, they pull-The mountain grumbles, inclining to protect its face

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Over the rail the city rest, even owls dare not wake

Fearless teens continue to take flight towards the mountain

Orion whispers with kindness " %#*^%$#"

A long ago cosmic language that only stars gossip

Praising, granting approval to the knightly youth

The harp begins to fade; Thin icy winds fill the teens

Breathe becoming a chore.

Now and only now does the mountain smirk

With torn sails the teens continue to quest

Sergeant calls " We've tried our best."

With coughs and hacks the once fearless teens truck back

Entering transport- - Flash* I'm back!

Hangul-ing it up.

So.. Korean is my new buzzzzz right now. :) I've been watching a Korean show called F(x) Koala and I'm in love with the language. lol. Only me, I guess. :/

Confession time. ;O 3 years ago when I started learning Spanish, I only started because I was inspired by a music video that I saw. So... I don't think it is foolish for me to want to learn Korean based off of that same motivation. :) (My ignorant reasoning) I don't want to mention the artist of the video or the song. XD

I think it would be one of the easier eastern languages to learn. Only because the alphabet is only like 31 or 34 letters or something and Hangul is really easy to read.(SO FAR) Plus+++ It's not as tonal as some of the other languages. Really looking forward to this in the near future.


I leave for basic in ~28 days :O Holy fuck...... I'm excited!! But I would be even more excited if I were in Spain (or a newly loved, Korea) for school already. :( I'm sure I will be fine. :) Matt Chapman 'fiiiiting'!!!! XD too early? lol

Trying to decide what is going to be harder. lol 9 weeks of bootcamp or 9 weeks without Internet :O Ayyyyy ahhhhhhh!!!


Didn't really need the video, the audio is more than satisfactory. :) enjoy ------->

K-pop

So I was on YouTube today(shocker) and I noticed something about one of the top 10 videos. Number 8 was a K-pop(Korean pop) video. :O

Out of extreme curiosity I HAD to watch it!!

It wasn't that bad actually. lol It's on my phone now anyway. :P

I don't have a creepy anime Asian girl fetish or anything but there is something hypnotic about group dancing! Since most K-pop is like that they're all entertaining to watch. But anyway "2NE1" is the group that made it on the top 10. So....CONGRATS!! :3 <- anime smile that I thought was appropriate.

They don't have shit on my F(x) girls though. :)

I felt like I had to make a GIF for them. <3

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Post Apocalyptic Clothing

There is something about post apocalyptic clothing that is so hot and cool looking. Lol Why does it take a disaster for people to design bad ass looking clothes?

I love the whole underground scene thing. Not really sure why. Maybe it's the idea that resources are limited and Darwinism would be more prevalent. The older method of trade would surely come back and you can bet your buttons that if Britney Spears and I had to fight over a ham sandwich, I would kick that bitch's ass. :P JS Sorry Britney <3 (Maybe I would share it) BUT ONLY THE CRUST!!! MUAHAHA >:) I do like " Till The World Ends" though :)

Honestly, you need to be ready for both types of apocalypses. In the movies The Book of Eli, The Road, I am Legend, Legion, Daybreakers, The Crazies.. ect; Those movies were all dry apocalypses. ( I made up the term dry apocalypse)

Then there are movies like 2012, The Day After Tomorrow, Waterworld,..ect. Those would be the wet apocalypse types where land would be an issue and survival (in my opinion) would be harder.

Maddy's little quick questions.

SO... .. lol not exactly sure how to start this blog off. Here it goes. So.. haha I'm trying not to laugh while typing this but it was so funny I can't stop.

I was standing in the kitchen eating a pickle and I hear Maddy call for me from her room. Knowing she will not understand anything I yell back, because of the distance I mumble something like " Ok, I'm on my way." Walking to her room, I kind of drag my feet as I walk through the hallway to give her warning that I'm approaching. I didn't want this to be another 'String' incident so I ask " What do you want turd?"

She says " I wanted to tell you that (cuts off mid sentence) Is that a pickle?"

blah blah blah... "Are there anymore left?" yah

/we walk to kitchen

lmao as she is waving her pickle at me she says " SO.. Yeah.. Um.. Don't think I'm weird but I have a question for ya XD"

I'm thinking, OH shit.. .what is it?

Maddy: If you had and vagina for one day what would you do with it?

Me: Um....piss?

Maddy: BORING!!!! LMAO IF I HAD A PENIS I WOULD GO CRAZY WITH THAT THING!!!

Me: WHAT?? XD HOW??

Maddy: First I would teabag you!! lol a lot!! Then I would piss all over you while chasing you down!! lol Because I would be able to pee and run at the same time. ( Mumbles to herself.. "How efficient!") :)

Maddy: I'm going to ask Mom what she would do!! HAAHHA

Me: OH gawd..

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Maddy: Mom?

Mom: yeah honey?

Maddy: If you had a penis for a day what would you do with it? :)

Mom: Probably scratch it!! XD

GROSSS!!!!!!!!!! xD

~*Mayan Madness*~

While studying up on the Mayans for my Spanish culture project, (that is due today) I learned that Mayans are one of the few civilizations that worshiped time. I don't know why I was awestruck by that...or for that matter why I'm even on my blog. :/ For my project I was going to entertain my class with their Mayan horoscopes, but I've decided that I couldn't find a reliable source. good excuse right? nahh? well maybe I will just wing it. (Ca'CAHH!! mutha fker) Instead I've chosen to study the culture and give a speech pertaining to the calender and explaining it. Hopefully that goes well. :) Because everyone knows my speeches are da bomb. *tick, tick, boom* Speaking of time. :D I have a watch now! (kinda) Well.. It was given to me. Right before my unclce -moved out- (I used this term lightly) he was going through all of his personals that he was going to bring with him and he came across the watch. Uncle: Wanawach ( Translation)= would you like a watch? Me: Um.. sure. Uncle:Iwasgonagiv't tadany butheleff (Translation) = I was going to give it to my son be he is a fuck up and I already have one so you may have it if you wish. Me: thanks ;D I have no use for it and it will more than likely never be worn by me. well.. that's not entierly true. I wore it a few nights ago and it felt weird .. like I had a dead famiy member and the only thing I have left was his watch. ummm no thanks. Now I have a comeback to that lame ass " What time is it? Time for you to get a watch! bahah" BITCH I GOT ONE!! >:) But... I don't wear it. :P so seriously.. what time is it? OH!!! Wait... I have a phone. nvm. Maybe I'll see you again blog sometime in the near future. I've missed you. Plus!! I was reading some of my old post! BAHHAHAhAh lmao I was one fucked up kid. :P