Saturday, October 6, 2012

How to: Dress like Nicki Minaj.

I was in Wal-Mart a few days ago looking for some cupcakes for a co-worker's birthday and out of the corner of my eye I spotted some newly displayed Halloween get-ups! Thanksgiving hasn't arrived yet, but I'm already excited for Halloween! While scanning the isles, Cesar ( A friend I work with) picked up a black wig with pink highlights and I began to laugh hysterically. I kind of reminded me of a really shitty game called " Lollipop Chainsaw", but mostly Katy Perry.  At that moment we knew he had to get it. 


The car ride home would now be filled with epicnessnessneess!! lol many of the epics. Of course I had to get one as well ha so I grabbed one called Berry n' Cream. It had a black female wearing half and half blonde and pink hair. I'm guessing it was suppose to be like Nicki Minaj. 


We finally checkout after waiting in what seemed like the most hectic  5 o'clock traffic in Wally-World evva. I swear there had to be at least 4 fender benders and 3 Hoveround  pileups. 


The cashier is smiling b/c it's always funny when you see guys buying wigs and cupcakes. (or jumbo braid from da Dolla Sto') lol that's another story entirely. 


" OMG ARE YOU GOING TO BE NICKI!!??" "AND KATY??" LOLOL THAT'S FUNNY!!"


    She kept on calling me Nicki and calling Cesar,  Katy Perry. It was great lolol


 On the way back home we sang "Call me Maybe" with another car next to us. Looking phresh to death with our new hair of course :)


I think I made out pretty well.. Twins you would say?  Needless to say we signed many autographs XD



Maybe I should go as Simba instead?










Let's not even mention Christmas. haha I stay on that shit all year, but seriously.. "Last Christmas" is a everyday song like. ''Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas or ummm ooo "Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani! I'll argue that till I die! ha


We've already given it gender, but I refuse to believe that music can have seasons! Do you ever notice that around Autumn songs like "Lips of an Angel" and "Photograph'' play like 10,000 times along with a shit ton of Daughtry  Why!!? :'((